Polly wants your wallet. Drop it.

Your wallet is aboutto get roasted.

Paste a Solana wallet. Squawk reads your empty accounts, dead bags, failed transactions and 3 AM habits, then performs a short set about you and hands you a collectible card.

Warming up the mic…

Read-only. No signing, no approvals, no sign-up. Only public data is used.

Tonight's set

SAMPLE WALLET. This is a made-up example, not a real address.
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The set.

Every line below comes from a number we actually found in your wallet.

    When you transact (UTC)

    0006121823

    Squawk reads public data from the Solana network and Jupiter. Balances and prices are estimates, activity covers up to your last 1,000 transactions, and the jokes are just jokes. Nothing here is financial advice.

    The lineup

    Ten acts. Which one are you?

    Your wallet is sorted into one of these characters, then rated Common, Rare, Epic or Legendary by how degen it really is.

    How it works

    Real numbers. Rude opinions.

    1. It only looks

      Squawk reads a public address. No signing, no approvals, no funds moved. Connecting a wallet only shares the address you could paste anyway.

    2. It counts things

      Empty token accounts, unpriced bags, dust, failed transactions, late-night activity and your biggest position. Every joke is built on one of those.

    3. It performs

      No made-up facts and no AI guessing. A set of rules picks your act and the sharpest lines, and your card is generated on the spot.

    $SQUAWK

    Admit one. Bring your bags.

    ADMIT ONE

    The show is free. The token is the front row.

    Squawk works for everyone, holder or not. $SQUAWK is for the people who can laugh at their own wallet, and who want more of Solana doing the same.

    Launching on Pump.fun. Opening act on launch day: Squawk roasts the $SQUAWK dev wallet, live.

    1,000,000,000total supply
    0%buy and sell tax

    How to buy

    Three acts. Check your wallet first.

    1. Get a Solana wallet

      Install Phantom or Solflare. Write down your seed phrase and never share it with anyone.

    2. Add some SOL

      Buy SOL and send it to your wallet. Only use money you can afford to lose.

    3. Swap on Pump.fun

      Only use the contract address posted on our X. Then come back and get roasted for it.